Open up any of the nonsensical magazines your woman reads and they all talk about what women look for in a man, financial security, in touch with their feelings, sense of humor, blah blahblah. It’s all a bunch of crap. When you get down to it, they want someone that will look good with their shirt off and who can back down the guy at the bar she was flirting with because she got drunk and wanted to make you jealous. Fortunately for you the process of adding a bit of bulk to your upper body is easier than understanding the female psyche. These are the Top 5 ways to help fend off her 2a.m. suitors.